Hi there! I’m that software engineer who carries an “emergency espresso” in one hand and a dad-joke repository in the other. After 6+ years wrestling bugs, refactoring legacy horror stories, and teaching APIs to mind their manners, I discovered my favorite super-power: turning “Wait, what?” moments into “Ohhh, got it!”.
What I bring to the mentorship table
- Tech-to-Human translator – I convert cryptic jargon into crystal-clear next steps.
- Code coaching with a side of laughs – you’ll ship cleaner tests and learn to chuckle when they fail.
- No-fluff roadmaps – SMART goals, honest feedback, and accountability that won’t let your project slip into “I’ll fix it tomorrow”.
My style
- 80 % hands-on, 20 % well-timed memes.
- Weekly challenges that fit a busy schedule (even if your cat steals your keyboard).
- Mildly sarcastic humor; refund guaranteed if you don’t laugh at least once per session.*
Who should swipe right?
- Juniors who want to level up without burning out.
- Self-taught devs drowning in 8-hour YouTube tutorials.
- Seniors needing a technical sparring partner—or an accomplice to side-eye that “innovative” architecture.
If you’re after a mentor who mixes solid code, real-world experience, and controlled doses of comedy, click “Contact” and let’s get this sprint on the road.
*Laughter may vary based on caffeine intake.