Be a Lazy Programmer

Lazy programmers hate manual work. They will always automate anything and everything.

Lazy programmers do not want to waste time. They will produce better code so that it works in all cases to avoid having to spend time debugging it.

Lazy programmers have a life. They work faster than others so that they can get out of work sooner.

Lazy programmers do not want to do the same task again. They will get the task perfect the first time around.

Lazy programmers do not want redo work. They will reuse work others have done and so spend their time creating new value for the company.

Lazy programmers do not like writing manuals. Lazy programmers will create a brain-dead user interface so that even monkeys can use the product.

Lazy programmers again not not want to spend time talking to customers. Hence they will measure everything and
deduce what features customers want.

Lazy programmers value their sleep. So they will design keeping security in mind.

Lazy programmers know other people are lazy. So they will automate the testing.

A lazy programmer in the end gets more done and with better quality.